carnageacorn asked:
really really really important
lakevida answered:
Drag in the back of my slamula
If you're looking for a blog with a theme, this isn't it.
carnageacorn asked:
really really really important
lakevida answered:
Drag in the back of my slamula
your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions
your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions
Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?
Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?
do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions
your man thinks caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions
me when someone asks me literally anything:
walter white when skylar asks him why the fuck hes hanging around with methheads
just realized how funny the name “slenderman” is... they really didn’t dedicate a lot of thought to him did they
Give this a normal caption challenge
me (lactose intolerant) about to ruin my whole day
my stomach in kindergarten after eating an entire bottle of elmer’s glue
Hitting the Häagen-Dazs® white chocolate truffle after a shitty day at work